When things break, it’s not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. It’s because a little piece gets lost - the two remaining ends couldn’t fit together even if they wanted to. The whole shape has changed. John GreenWill Grayson, Will Grayson (via feellng)

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via mamaarachne)

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Conversation I overheard at work
  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
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worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*

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laserquestss:

i heard your voice in a dream [a little mermaid fanmix]
[listen] [download]
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men ♡ Jane Doe - NeverShoutNever ♡ I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Across the Universe OST ♡ Never Let Me Go - Florence + the Machines ♡ Down By The Water - The Drums ♡ I Heard Your Voice In A Dream - Smash Cast♡ Maybe - The Aquadolls ♡ Cornerstone - Arctic Monkeys ♡ The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson ♡ Haven’t Met You Yet - Smash Cast ♡ In The Sea - Ingrid Michaelson ♡ Little Less Sixteen Candles - Fall Out Boy ♡ Lingering Still - She & Him ♡ Reckless Serenade - Arctic Monkeys 
leopardprint-beauty:

❤️

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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(Source: twerkingtargaryens, via ludicriss)

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iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING